I don’t think so. We all know that this wouldn’t happen anyway because the entire free world knows that God is a Packers fan. But I’m sure like me, he’s a Brett fan and has added the NFL package so that he can watch His second favorite team, the Jets.
This is too funny!
But we all know that god is actually named…….. Peyton Manning!
Hey where’s the counter for the World Dairy Expo!?!?!?!!? I already have my outfit picked out!
Hmmm, God = Peyton Manning? I don’t think. Here’s why…
QB Beliefs:
God asks Peyton Manning first: ‘What do you believe?’
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says,
‘I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.’
God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, ‘What do you believe?’
Tony says, ‘I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.’
God is greatly moved by Tony’s sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Brett Favre :
‘And you, Brett, what do you believe?’
Brett replies, ‘I believe you’re in my seat.’
Thank you for the WDX counter and the correction. You are too much! I couldn’t love ya more if ya were dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts!
My favorite Packer is Johnny Jolly!
Don’t go to Fort Wayne! Come to the pool. Who will I attack during beat up time!?!?!?!?! I can’t beat up Ken for eight weeks. Even so she did just have two surgeries this summer. It wouldn’t be fair!
Eight weeks! I will almost forget what you look like naked!
Oh pish posh. She’ll be nicely healed by then. Beat up on her – it will only make her tougher.